Stidisms as of 2026
Pouty Post – When upset, Carol would lean her head against the “pouty post”. Poor baby.
Suck Egg Mule – The only words David could fine when things didn’t go so right.
Hard to Do – What Jorni would say when you were trying to change her diaper, but she was not cooperating.
My Bed’s Too Short – Bridget moaned when caught sideways in a half-bed. She was confused as usual.
Ain’t Nothing on the Table but the Tablecloth – What Tommy sadly said when it was time for lunch.
I Need the for My Business – What Curt would say when he wanted something you had ... and he usually got it.
“Sh*t” and Two’s eight – When Poppy tried to cover-up a slip of the tongue...but everyone knew.
Sandra is My Half Sister – Curt’s description of sister Sandra. (She’s not short. She’s under tall.)
Take it and Run Under the Porch – When Curt sees a turkey leg or any food and doesn’t want to share.
She Got Papers? – Always looking to make a buck, Curt asks if he could get money from the government by adopting Jordan.
5 Cents + 2 Coffee Coupons = 1 Pepsi
Stank Base
Laugh and Go Foot
Rhythm
George Joseph was a Witch